Top 10 Reasons Why It’s Better to Shop Online
August 5, 2008
With the help of cats we will attempt to convince you that it’s better to shop online. If cats can’t convince you there is no hope…
10. You’re less likely to incur bodily harm.
9. Specify a different ship-to address and let someone else take care of the hassle of mailing it.
8. Purchase receipts are automatically emailed to you and easily searchable. No wasted paper!
7. Online coupons are easier to access and use, saving you money for necessities like food.
6. Easily compare the prices of 1,000s of retailers instantly using services such as Google Product Search.
5. No crowded malls.
4. Shop 24/7/365.
3. No sales tax (as long as the online retailer is in a different state).
2. Rising gas prices? Save monies.
1. Clothing optional.
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Cats make great catfish bait.
If you want to catch a BIG fish use BIG bait.
A grown cat is great for catching those 150 pounders.
To promote movement that attracts the BIG fish weight kitty down with lead weight and to counter the buoyancy of the air-filled plastic bag covering kitty’s head.
A large bag provides up to 20 minutes of air thus 20 minutes of shuddering, leg movement, convulsions etc.
Almost guarenteed to catch a BIG fish so vital in today’s economy when trying to feed one’s family unit.
Of course, if the kids are hungry enough forego the fishing and just eat kitty.
Top 10 Reasons Why It’s Better to Shop Online…
With the help of cats we will attempt to convince you that it’s better to shop online. If cats can’t convince you there is no hope……